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- You're unique, just like everyone else....
- Everybody has the right to be stupid but your
breaking the rules!
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
- Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
- Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
- Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind
but the neighbours ain't!
- When you judge others you dont define them you
define yourself.. :-)
- The more I learn, the I forget. So why would
- You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
- Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
- Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your
luck ALWAYS runs out!
- I know that you know that I know that you think
I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
- We both know I'm the best, that's why you never
- Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
- As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much,
I'm pretending that I work hard
- An answer to that nagging question...............
I let the dogs out!
- What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
- Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
- Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own
- You know it's always business doing pleasure with
- If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people
- Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- One day, we will look back on this, laugh
nervously, and change the subject
- When Im good, Im really good, but when Im bad
- I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...
coincidence? I think not
- I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
- English! Who needs that? I'm never going to
- You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh
because you're all the same
- If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for
- Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
- I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
- ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
- I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
- For all you who talk about me, thanks for making
ME the center of YOUR world!
- I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
- You and the bank own a very lovely home
- I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to
- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am
a vegetarian because I hate plants
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
- All racists who are prepared to die for their
country, why not now?
- Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the
- Superman is a travestite
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap
people at the Special Olympics?
- Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
- Lower the age of puberty!
- God bless Atheism
- I drink to make other people interesting
- My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
- An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but
- A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart
- Anarchists of the world, unite!
- Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a
- Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the
ground and miss
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
- Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's
really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
- I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
- I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
- That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine
- Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in
back seats cause kids
- I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same
- This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
- First law of science: don't spit into the wind
- I refuse to join any club that would have me for a
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil
- My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he
has the right to remain silent?
- Even hot girls have to fart
- I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my
friends call it
- Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
- It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
- There are three types of economists. Those who can
count, and those who can't
- Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M"
and an "E"
- If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps
back to admire hius work
- Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all
- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is
- I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my
anger out on
- I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound
they make as they go by
- Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to
slam a revolving door
- Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a
while and it will get up and walk away
- A man that has never lied to a woman has no
respect for her feelings
- Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to
have a "s" in it?
- Why is it that the most unattractive people in
this world insist on being nudists?
- I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm
- I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my
- Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and
- If guys had their period, they'd probably brag
about the size of our tampons
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean
they all have to?
- Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you
don't want your friends to catch you
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them
- I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells
me which pair to wear
- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in
and rearranged the furniture
- We don't have a town drunk. We all share the
- Passwords are like underwear: change them often
- Next time wave all your fingers at me!
- When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing
more hair, it's about getting more head
- The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the
beach and waiting for the tide
- What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
- Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard
- Girls want a lot of things from one guy.
Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
- Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a
- I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it
still says mooooo
- The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he
knows where all the bad girls live
- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets
- Only in America do they buy a double cheese
burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
- Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my
- Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
- If you dont like my driving, then stay off the
- Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
- After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert"
is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
- She got her good looks from her father. He's a
- Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her
- I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the
way I am
- Moblie phones are the only subject on which men
boast about who's got the smallest
- Stupid statistics cost american companies 30
zillion dollars each year
- Never do anything that you wouldn't want to
explain to the paramedics
- Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
- It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger
man to laugh at that man
- They speak of my drinking but they never consider
- We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of
those silent alarms
- I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully
the first six times
- Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
- I must confess, I was born at a very early age
- I like my coffee like I like my women. In a
- I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble
was, it was my own
- The pen is mightier than the sword, and
considerably easier to write with
- I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any
- I invented the cordless extension cord
- I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her
is his wife
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U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! & when U Look
at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!.php .php
Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is
ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I
Another MOON ?..Possible,Another SUN
?..Possible, Another Friend Like U ?..Impossible 'coz
GOD can't make same MISTAKE twice...
I saw U on
road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So
Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS
I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I
Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y,
A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits
in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God
cows do not fly
Some times I think y I like
u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I
love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
My friend the best quality i like about you is
that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental
Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi
Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum
kissi bhoot se kam ho?
She took me to a private
room,put her hands on my waist,took off my Top than put
her Lips on mine,Oh thanx GOD I am only a bottle
I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes ,
Live on your cheeks and die on your lips
times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select
some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts
don't spare parts
Love your friends,As they love
U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile
to everyone but give your heart to Only 1
Sitting Up And Sitting Down , Kissing Is A
Common Noun , All The Words With Proper Tense , Choose
The Girl With Common Sense
(L)DO U LOVE ME(L)(W)
(NO)(W) OK............... NEXXXXXXXXT PLEZZZZZ.....:p
I Was Not *Kissing* Him I Was Just Telling His
Lips A Secret!!
A Friend is Sweet when its
NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that
its the sweetest when it is U
When i c da
moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c
u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!
When i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u
when i c da sky i c u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma
Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi
Gham when its end Na Tum Jano Na Hum so guys let Masti
who knowz Kal Ho Na Ho
Heer & Ranjha
discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised
it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt
Ya n Me?
Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting
People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But
Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to
Walk by Again??:$
Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur
Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur
good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
What's wrong with yur cell everytime I call a
voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey,
plz contact zoo for details
If you live to be a
hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.